Ted Kennedy is coming to town

Yes, Ted Kennedy will be in Nanticoke on Friday. (Insert your own jokes here. Lord knows we had a lot of 'em at work.)

Ted Kennedy is famous for two things. As far as liquor goes, we've got him covered. But the other is Chappaquiddick. Mary Jo Kopechne was from a city not far from here. I wonder if he realizes that?

UPDATE: Maybe he did. I heard today that Ted Kennedy's appearance in Nanticoke (population 10,955) has been cancelled. Apparently he'll be speaking instead in a slightly larger city to the west of us - Pittsburgh (population 334,563).