Sarah Palin has no idea what the Bush Doctrine is

Don't feel so bad, Governor Palin. I wouldn't have been able to answer the question off the top of my head, either.

Then again, I'm not running to be Vice President of the United States.



It is horribly squirm-inducing to listen to Sarah Palin try to fake her way through the answer like a Sophomore who came to class unprepared for her presentation. It is almost enough to make the listener feel sorry for her...except this is the sort of stuff the person one heartbeat away from the most powerful position on Earth needs to know.

Charlie Gibson confesses that after being confronted with Sarah Palin's Talking Points Salad he is "lost in a blizzard of words." Her semi-coherent ramblings are eerily reminiscent of something else...but what?



Oh, yeah. That.

Well, better luck next time, Sarah. Maybe mean old Joe Biden will go easy on you in the debate.



UPDATE: Oh, good lord. It's not the first time Sarah Palin's unscripted public speaking skills have reminded someone of the ramblings of Miss Teen South Carolina: