Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Michael Brown rehired by FEMA

From the you've-gotta-be-shitting-me department:

Michael Brown has been rehired by FEMA.*

CNN reports that "Brown told congressional investigators Monday that he is being paid as a consultant to help FEMA assess what went wrong in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, according to a senior official familiar with the meeting. "

(Thanks to Dee for this tidbit of information.)

Hey, Brownie? Turdburger? You - you don't mind if I call you Turdburger, do you? Well, here's a suggestion about a tool that can help you in this investigation. It's something that could have helped O.J. find "the real killer". You might even have one lying around the house.

It's a mirror.

Just make sure it's wide enough so your buddy-boy Georgie can stand by your side and help you look.

*One small correction - it now appears that Michael Brown has not been re-hired by FEMA. Now it appears that he never left. I guess his resignation will become effective whenever they decide to stop paying him.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Surely you realize that by being a Bushie, he simply cannot have done wrong. So, it was a mistake that he quit, and he had to be rehired. Thus vindicating the fact that you hired him in the first place. Since he's been rehired, it is obvious that had he can do no wrong.

Well, you kind of get the idea, the buck never stops anywhere in the Bush administration (unless, of course, there is a way to blame it on a Clinton).