Tuesday, August 24, 2004

DICK! is coming to town

Dick Cheney (henceforth known as DICK!) is blowing through Pennsylvania tomorrow, with a stop in Wilkes-Barre, the next city over from Nanticoke. Considering how the local economy has suffered during the Bush administration, he sure has a lot of nerve. If he weren't surrounded by armed guards, DICK! might very well find himself being ridden out of town on a rail, or at least pelted with tomatoes.

You may recall that back in June DICK! suggested that Senator Patrick Leahy perform an impossible physical act with himself. While DICK! just laughed off any criticism of this suggestion (with that snide, sneering, mocking, condescending laugh of his), it would be impossible to repeat the actual statement in public without violating various obscenity laws. But I do hope that when DICK! comes to town, the good people of Pennsylvania forget their sense of decorum and invite DICK! to perform a sex act with himself. And then tell DICK! to get the hell out of town.

Hey, DICK! You're going to be moving back to Texas pretty soon. (Oh, sorry, you claim to live in Wyoming.) Shouldn't you be packing?

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