Somehow it reminded me of this commercial for Minute Maid orange juice:
...though I seem to remember the line "Academy Award-nominated actor Robert Loggia."
Billy, your mother's right, and your father's a weak pantywaist who's trying to reason with a smart-mouthed bastard like you and shoulda just told you to shut the hell up and drink your damned orange juice, and if you ever talk back to your mom like that at the breakfast table again you'll be drinking all your breakfasts through a straw. Yeahhh. Enjoy your breakfast.